This hilarious two-panel design says what every crypto trader is thinking. “Before” shows a bright-eyed Web2 newbie. “After”? A battle-hardened Pepe in a hoodie who’s seen too many rugs, gas wars, and failed airdrops.
Whether you’re deep in DeFi, airdrop farming, or just emotionally attached to JPEGs — this shirt is your official uniform.
🔥 Perfect for:
Crypto bros, Web3 devs, NFT degenerates
ETH maxis, SOL riders, or anyone who “held through it”
Wearing to hackathons, meetups, or your mom’s house to explain what you actually do
Product features - Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, breathable fit. - Features side seams for enhanced structure and shape retention. - Ribbed knit collar maintains its shape while providing comfort. - Printed using advanced techniques for vibrant designs and smooth finishing. - Sourced from ethical manufacturers and certified for sustainable practices.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
