About Us

Welcome, fellow believers.

This store? It’s a tribute to the struggle. The grind. The “I should’ve sold at $69k but I bought the dip instead” energy that every crypto head knows deep down in their over-leveraged soul.

I like many of you, I stumbled into the crypto rabbit hole looking for freedom, financial revolution… and maybe a Lambo or two. I’ve been through it all — the euphoric highs of green candles and the soul-crushing lows of rug pulls, gas wars, and “gm”s that turned into “gn”s real fast.

I’m not a dev. I’m not a whale. I’m just a regular degen who saw the memes, felt the conviction, and decided: “Screw it, I’m building something.”

This store is built with Printify (shoutout to automation) and powered by print-on-demand dreams — for the Bitcoin maxis, the ETH warriors, the memecoin fanatics, and everyone who's still holding on because deep down, we know.

We know the future is decentralized.
We know the pain of explaining crypto to our families at Christmas.
And we know how important it is to laugh through the chaos.

So wear it proud. Rock the drip. Be the on-chain legend you were born to be.

Because at the end of the day, we’re all gonna make it.

WAGMI,