For the dads who don’t just grind for the 9–5… they grind for the next bull run.
This Crypto Dad T-shirt is for the legends juggling family life and crypto life—charting candles while sipping that essential coffee. The abstract design makes it relatable for every dad: no faces, no labels, just a vibe of quiet conviction and sleepless nights watching the charts.
Perfect for the traders who show up for soccer practice and the latest CPI report.
For the dad who’s always saying:
“I’ll sell when the kids go to college… maybe.”
Product features - Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, breathable fit. - Features side seams for enhanced structure and shape retention. - Ribbed knit collar maintains its shape while providing comfort. - Printed using advanced techniques for vibrant designs and smooth finishing. - Sourced from ethical manufacturers and certified for sustainable practices.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
