Crypto Dad Hoodie – Coffee. Charts. Zero Sleep. Repeat.
For the dads who don’t just raise kids—they raise capital. This hoodie features a crisp graphic of the ultimate Crypto Dad: laser-focused on his charts, coffee in hand, balancing bear markets and bedtime stories like a legend.
Whether he's shouting “Buy the dip!” at the breakfast table or explaining NFTs during school pickup, this hoodie honors every father who HODLs harder than he mows the lawn
Because real dads don’t sleep… they set limit orders. ☕📉📈
Product features - Adjustable hood with drawstrings for a customizable fit. - Twill tape neck seam stabilization for enhanced comfort. - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warm hands. - Soft fabric composition for a luxurious hand-feel. - Medium-heavy fabric ensures durability and a regular fit.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
