Bitcoin Maxi Hoodie – For Those Who Bought the Dip… and the Dip After That
Bold. Unapologetic. Orange-pilled. This hoodie doesn’t scream “I told you so” — but it definitely whispers it while you're sipping black coffee and checking BTC price every 5 minutes. Featuring nothing but the legendary Bitcoin logo, this is the official uniform of HODLers, sat stackers, and those who refuse to sell even when grandma asks if it’s “time to cash out.”
Soft enough to live in, hard enough to withstand bear markets.
Warning: May cause spontaneous orange-pilling of nearby friends.
Product features - Adjustable hood with drawstrings for a customizable fit. - Twill tape neck seam stabilization for enhanced comfort. - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for warm hands. - Soft fabric composition for a luxurious hand-feel. - Medium-heavy fabric ensures durability and a regular fit.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
